You Only Die Once, But

There Is No Praise To Bear The Sort That You Put In Your Pocket.

I Recover My Property Wherever I Find It.

It Is Fine For A Woman To Know A Lot; But I Don't Want Her To Have This Shocking Desire To Be Learned For Learnedness Sake. When I Ask A Woman A Question, I Like Her To Pretend To Ignore What She Really Knows.

The Public Scandal Is What Constitutes The Offence: Sins Sinned In Secret Are No Sins At All.

All The Satires Of The Stage Should Be Viewed Without Discomfort. They Are Public Mirrors, Where We Are Never To Admit That We Seeourselves; One Admits To A Fault When One Is Scandalized By Its Censure.