You Never Quite Know What

I Will Do Comedy Until The Day I Die: Inappropriate Comedy, Funny Comedy, Gender-bending, Twisting Comedy, Whatever Comedy Is Out There.

Nobody Can Make Me Cry In Public. I'll Punch Them First Before They Make My Mascara Smear.

I'm Not A Fan Of Reality Shows, But I Am A Fan Of People Who Use Their Brains And Skills And Hard Work To Outsmart People, Not To Steal Someone's Man Or Get Drunk On Tv.

I Have These Big Piano-playing Hands. I Feel Like I Should Be Picking Potatoes.

Leaving My House And Getting On To A Red Carpet Is Always Crazy For Me, Because You Have To Find A Way To Be Comfortable In The Most Uncomfortable Situation Imaginable.