You Never Know How Things

I Had No Plans To Be A Writer. My Teenaged Bid For Stardom Was To Be A Pop Star... Which, Ahem, Didn't Exactly Work Out.

I’m Blushing At My Own Stupid, Nonsensical, Meaningless Thought Process, Which, By The Way, Nobody Knows About Except Me.

Jeez Louise. I Know Why Rich People Are So Thin: It's From Trekking Around Their Humongous Houses The Whole Time.

Our Eyes Met In The Math Class. How Were We To Know That Trigonometry Would Lead To Matrimony?

They Said I Was A Valued Customer. Now They Send Me Hate Mail.