You Need To Try To

I've Never Really Had A Hobby, Unless You Count Art, Which The Irs Once Told Me I Had To Declare As A Hobby Since I Hadn't Made Money With It.

I Think Women Are Excellent Social Critics.

You Know, I Can See Two Tiny Pictures Of Myself And There's One In Each Of Your Eyes. And They're Doin' Everything I Do. Every Time I Light A Cigarette, They Light Up Theirs. I Take A Drink And I Look In And They're Drinkin' Too. It's Drivin' Me Crazy. It's Drivin' Me Nuts.

So Many Things Have Happened To Me In My Life That I Could Be Phobic About.

People Only Stutter At The Beginning Of The Word. They're Not Afraid When They Get To The End Of The Word. There's Just Regret.