You Need Teeth Like Mine!"

My Body Is Not Designed To Run. My Body Was Designed To Sit In An Expensive Care And Drive.

Since I Write In First Person And Have No Idea What Goes On In Men's Heads.

And Then It Gets So Hot That They Keep The Supermarkets Too Cold. Hot, Cold. Hot, Cold. It Gives Me The Runs." Mr. Landowsky

Okay, Take A Deep Breath, I Told Myself. Don't Go All Hormonal. Get The Facts Straight. Have A Mental Doughnut.

Cute? I Think My Testosterone Level Just Dropped - Ranger