You Must Be Poor. Why?

Don't Ever Tell Anyone Where You Bought Something. If You Get A Complement Say, "thank You. I Got It In Europe.

And When Things Start To Go Wrong, A Good Boss Doesn't Just Fire Everybody And Start Over.

Because Whipping An Atlas At Jackson's Head While He Was Flirt-touching That Frankie Girl In Geography Would Have Been Very Satisfying. And Beating Him With The Eiffel Tower Snowglobe While He Kissed Cleo In French Would Have Been Tres Cathartic. But She Hadn't. Instead She'd Been Egg-like: A Hard Shell On The Outside, And A Runny Mess On The Inside.

I Don't Like The Vampire Books. I Don't Like Any Of Those.

Is This Place Called Virgins? Well, I Shouldn't Be Here! -nina