You May Be Witty, But

Journalism Kills You, But It Keeps You Alive As Long As You're Doing It.

Journalism Will Kill You, But It Will Keep You Alive While You're At It.

You May Be Witty, But Not Satirical.

Wisdom Is Never Dear, Provided The Article Be Genuine.

The Best Use Of A Journal Is To Print The Largest Practical Amount Of Important Truth: Truth Which Tends To Make Mankind Wiser, And Thus Happier.