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I'm Not A Big Fan Of The Post-armageddon Stories, Where Denzel Washington Is Walking Around In A Torn Coat.

What Do You Think The Devil Is Going To Look Like If He's Around? Nobody Is Going To Be Taken In If He Has A Long, Red, Pointy Tail. No. I'm Semi-serious Here. He Will Look Attractive And He Will Be Nice And Helpful And He Will Get A Job Where He Influences A Great God-fearing Nation And He Will Never Do An Evil Thing... He Will Just Bit By Little Bit Lower Standards Where They Are Important. Just Coax Along Flash Over Substance... Just A Tiny Bit. And He Will Talk About All Of Us Really Being Salesmen. And He'll Get All The Great Women.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.

I'm A Big Consumer Of News And I Have My Six Newspaper Sites Booked. And What I Like Bout Twitter Is It's Almost, It Allows Me To Make A Comment About Something That's Just On My Mind.

I Take Anything Other Than 'you Big Pig!' As A Compliment.