You Love Me This Much.

I Love To Tell Stories. It's A Delight For Me.

Awwww, Lame, We're Not Going To Disneyworld. (said By The Amazing Talking Dog, Total)

I'm Big On Having A Blistering Pace. That's One Of The Hallmarks Of What I Do, And That's Not Easy. I Never Blow Up Cars And Things Like That, So It's Something Else That Keeps The Suspense Flowing. I Try Not To Write A Chapter That Isn't Going To Turn On The Movie Projector In Your Head.

I Never Miss A Good Chance To Shut Up

My Mom Had A Soft Heart After All! Instead Of Being Chained By Both Wrists, We Were Only Chained By One Ankle! I Mean, If I’d Been Looking For Proof That She Really Did Love Me, This Was It, Right?