You Look Wise, Pray Correct

My Theory Is To Enjoy Life, But My Practice Is Against It.

Is It A Stale Remark To Say That I Have Constantly Found The Interest Excited At A Playhouse To Bear An Exact Inverse Proportion To The Price Paid For Admission?

May My Last Breath Be Drawn Through A Pipe, And Exhaled In A Jest.

What Have I Gained By Health? Intolerable Dullness. What By Mode Meals? A Total Blank.

Nothing Puzzles Me More Than Time And Space; And Yet Nothing Troubles Me Less, As I Never Think About Them.