You Know What Your Problem

I Think There Are People Out There Writing Original Bluegrass Songs, But It's Hard To Get Them Out On The Air.

When You're Reaching For A Star, There's A Long Way To Fall.

It's Not The Size Of The Nose That Matters, It's What's Inside That Counts.

Comedians Don`t Get Oscars, So I Gave Up On That A Long Time Ago. And I Can`t Really Speak About The Oscar-worthiness Of My Own Performance.

I've Heard Lots Of People Lie To Themselves But They Never Fool Anyone.