You Know The Oxygen Masks

A Good Place To Meet A Man Is At The Dry Cleaner. These Men Usually Have Jobs And Bathe.

An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated Condom; It Just Doesn't Work.

In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success If It Outlasts Milk.

There Is A Woman Who Swam Around Manhattan, And I Asked Her, Why? She Said, It Hadn't Ever Been Done Before. Well, She Didn't Have To Do That. If She Wanted To Something No One Had Ever Done Before, All She Had To Do Was Vacuum My Apartment.

Men Who Write Love Letters Don't Live In This Century.