You Know Me, I Love

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

Liberals Feel Unworthy Of Their Possessions. Conservatives Feel They Deserve Everything They've Stolen.

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

My Life Needs Editing.