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If By That You Mean That I Dislike Celebrity Magazines, Prefer Food To Anorexia, Refuse To Watch Tv Shows About Models, And Hate The Color Pink, Then Yes. I Am Proud To Be Not Really A Girl.

I Ran Like A Cheetah - Well, Like A Cheetah That Smoked Too Much.

This Is Unbearable ... God. These Books She'll Never Read. Her Life's Library.

Wait, Wait. I Don't Get It.' 'that Is Because You Only Have Eight Functioning Brain Cells.

Reading Forces You To Be Quiet In A World That No Longer Makes Place For That.