You Know I Had Rather

Every Man's Occupation Should Be Beneficial To His Fellow-man As Well As Profitable To Himself. All Else Is Vanity And Folly.

A Penny Here, And A Dollar There, Placed At Interest, Goes On Accumulating, And In This Way The Desired Result Is Attained. It Requires Some Training, Perhaps, To Accomplish This Economy, But When Once Used To It, You Will Find There Is More Satisfaction In Rational Saving Than In Irrational Spending.

I Don't Care What The Newspapers Say About Me As Long As They Spell My Name Right.

Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung.

Instead Of Spending Money, I Earned It.