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I Have Children. I Have A Family To Support. But I Really Could Live In A One-room Apartment, As Long As The Television Worked. I Never Needed Anything. Just A Comfortable Chair And I'm Fine.

I Think Anger And Laughter Are Very Close To Each Other, When You Think About It.

When I Die, If The Word 'thong' Appears In The First Or Second Sentence Of My Obituary, I've Screwed Up.

Wouldn't This Be A Great World If Insecurity And Desperation Made Us More Attractive?

Getting Older Is A Lot Of Fun. Right Up There With Chewing Glass Or Putting Your Hand In A Blender.