You Know, As A Writer,

It Takes Just As Little Time To See The Positive Side Of Life As It Does The Negative Side.

Where It All Ends I Can't Fathom, My Friends. If I Knew, I Might Toss Out My Anchor.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.

It's My Job To Be Better Than The Rest, And That's Enough Reason To Go For Me. It's My Job To Be Better Than The Rest, And That Makes The Day For Me.

I Recommend That You Try A Little Mental Floss.