You Just Do As Many

We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

I Had A Romance Novel Inside Me, But I Paid Three Sailors To Beat It Out If Me With Steel Pipes.

I Really Had To Imagine The Kind Of Person That I Would Have Been If I Had Never Left My Hometown... I Don't Think I Would Have Been A Very Pleasant Person.

If You Hit A Midget On The Head With A Stick, He Turns Into 40 Gold Coins.

I Mean, All Alternative Comedy Is Are Comedians That Have Being Doing It For So Long, For So Long, That They Were Relaxed Enough To Start Becoming Personal On Stage.