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In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

Now That Obama Is At War In A 3rd Country, Does That Mean He Has To Give Back His Nobel Peace Prize?

Bush Is The Face On The Can. But Who Canned That Soup?

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.