You Have To Stay Hydrated

I've Never Dated (casually). Ever. It's Kind Of Weird. I Did Have A Boyfriend In Junior High Who Was A Kleptomaniac. We'd Leave Stores And He'd Come Out With Something For Me.

I Have A Huge, Active Imagination, And I Think I'm Really Scared Of Being Alone; Because If I'm Left To My Own Devices, I'll Just Turn Into A Madwoman.

I Know, It's True. I've Played These Tortured Teenagers. I Can't Wait To Shed That Image.

I Love Love And Falling In Love, But It Can Get Pretty Flat Real Fast.

There Is Real Honor In Being A Total Goofball