You Have To Really Respect

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

I'm Too Young For A Man, But I'm Too Old For A Boy. So, Can't We Just Pretend, That I'm Older Than I Really Am, But Then, Only Little Girls Pretend.

My Mother Says I Was Two-and-a-half When I Started Playing. My Father Was A Minister, And When He Went To Church In The Morning, She Would Put On Fats Waller, Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole And Cole Porter Records. I'd Crawl Up On The Piano Stool, Sit On A Phone Book And Play.

And Is It Right, Butterfly, They Like You Better Framed And Dried?

Things Go Wrong All The Time; You Can't Be Precious About It.