You Have To Pretend That

Politics Is The Only Field In Which The More Experience You Have, The Worse You Get.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

No Matter Where You Go, You Always See Yourself In The Rearview Mirror.