You Have To Pretend That

I Want To See A Jew In The White House.

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...

I Rarely Meddled In The Cat's Personal Affairs And She Rarely Meddled In Mine. Neither Of Us Was Foolish Enough To Attribute Human Emotions To Our Pets.