You Have To Have Some

I've Had Plenty Of Negative Reviews. I Have My Entire Life.

I Also Try To Think Of Ways To Articulate The Joke More Economically.

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

Most People Who Have Kids Are, "hey, I Want Another Me. I Like Me. I'm Pretty Cool, And I've Got Really Great Ideas, And The Way I Think Is The Right Way To Think. Let's Put Another One Of Me Out There.

In New York, You Are Constantly Faced With This Very Urgent Decision That You Have To Make, About Every Twenty Minutes...you Have To Decide, Immediately, You Have To Go "ohmigod. Do I Look At The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Or The Craziest Guy In The World?"