You Have To Be Different,

I Know What It's Like To Be Pregnant And Nervous And Poor.

It's Important That You Take Care Of Yourself And Blow Off Steam In The Right Way. Don't Let Some Woman Walk In And Say, "hey, Goodbye!" And Take Your Man. Kill Her If You Can! I'm Only Kidding.

I Was The First Woman Ever Named Entertainer Of The Year In Country Music.

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly.

I Won All The Blue Ribbons For Canning At The State Fair.