You Have Only One Life,

Warning: Do Not Read This Story Right After Eating. In Fact, Don't Read It Right Before Eating Either. In Fact, Just To Be Safe, Don't Read This Story If You're Ever Planning To Eat Again.

Rattlesnakes Would Be A Lot More Dangerous If They Didn't Have The Rattle.

The Time You Quit Learning Is The Time To Quit Playing.

You're Responsible For Yourself. You Messed Up Your Life, And It's Up To You To Fix It. No One Else Is Going To Do It For You -- For Any Of You.

The Impossible Is More Believable Than The Highly Improbable.