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Is This Some Manly Bonding Thing I Can't Be A Part Of? Are You Getting Matching Haircuts?

I Need Someone Who Can Keep Up With Me, Not Some Sickly Creature That Looks As If He’s Doddering Off To The Grave.

Doubtless The Lunatic Asylums Of The World Are Filled With Unfortunate Women Who Have Failed To See My Charms.

Because', She Said, 'your Problems Are Not Real Problems. You're Dating Two Beautiful Girls At Once. Think About It. That's Like...having Rock-star Problems.' 'having Rock-star Problems May Be The Closest I Ever Get To Being An Actual Rock Star.

Dear A & M, I Talked To The Manager Of The Beauty Bar Because I Definitely Saw You Guys Getting Married Against A Hot Pink Backdrop, But He Doesn't Think We Can Fit More Than Fifty People Inside And I'm Thinking Three Hundred. How Would You Feel About Getting Married In The Park? It Might Get Cold, But You Could Ride A Horse-drawn Carriage To The Ceremony. How Do You Feel About Matching Wedding Crowns? -isabelle