You Gotta Be Able To

Only Dumb People Are Happy.

I Wish People Would Just Like Me For What I Am, The Singer In An Ok New Wave Band.

For Years, Despite Having Impeccable Taste, I Didn't Understand How To Convey That I Had Impeccable Taste.

When You're Feeling Overwhelmed In Business, One Smart Idea Can Beat The Biggest Super Bowl Ad.

If You (the Press) Lie About Us, I Will Hit You, Kurt Will Shoot You, And We Both Will Sue.