You Don't Want To Be

To Be Honest, When You're Younger And Cooler, You Say Those Sort Of Things Don't Mean Anything, But Then On The Day When They Pat You On The Back And They Say, "look, Mate, We're Noticing What You're Doing-thanks Very Much;' You Think Of The People Who Spent A Life In The Cinema And Didn't Receive That Kind Of Accolade, And It's Sort Of A Humbling Experience. And It's Very Nice And All That. But It Doesn't Change The Way I Do Things.

I Hate Having Long Hair. It's Like Walking Around With A Dead Koala On Your Back!

It's Such An Intimate Experience, Being A Director, Artistically. It's Deep And It's Satisfying And It's Wonderful, On So Many Levels, But It's Also Really Scary.

I Don't Make Demands. I Don't Tell You How It Should Be. I'll Give You Options, And It's Up To You To Select Or Throw 'em Away. That Should Be The Headline: If You're Insecure, Don't Call.

God Bless America, God Save The Queen, God Defend New Zealand And Thank Christ For Australia.