You Don't Want Roast Beef

I'm Sure The England Selectors Thought If They Took Me On And Gave Me The Job, I'd Want To Run The Show. They Were Shrewd, Because That's Exactly What I Would Have Done.

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was Kenny Burns.

Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His Barber Can't Cut Hair.