You Don't Really Prepare For

I Was Supposed To Go Out With This Girl, But The Plans Mixed Up Because I Was Working Late. So I Went To Her Apartment With A Flower. She Was Asleep, But I Really Wanted To See Her. I Figured I'd Be Like Romeo, And Climbed Up To Her Balcony And Gave Her A Rose. She Was Very Shocked. After That, It Was Over.

There's A Long Tradition Of Teen Comedies Where The Kids Are Getting Drunk On Beer And Whatever Else, So Smoking A Joint To Me Is No Worse Than Having A Beer. So, If Someone Has A Problem With It, I'll Just Tell Them To Relax.

Sometimes I Get A Little Sad, And I Feel Like Being Alone. Then I Talk To My Cat About It, And He Reminds Me I’m James Franco. Then We Dance.

I Hate Being An Actor, They Dress You And Put On Your Makeup And You Just Feel Like A Little Baby.

For Whatever Reason, I Have An Emotional Life That Wants To Come Out.