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Now That I Have Children, I Realize Taking Care Of My Children Is More Fun Than Anything In The Whole World.

Most People Don't Realize This, But You Can Eat Organic, All Natural, Gluten-free Food Without Telling Everyone Around You.

After I Left High School And Got My Ged, I Studied Broadcast Journalism For A Year At A Community College.

I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me A Faggot! When The War's Over, I'll Be The Faggot With Two Legs, Thank You!

I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.