You Don't Need A Critic

That's A Sure Sign Someone Is Going Crazy - When He Refers To Himself In The Third Person, Talks In Low Tones, And Walks Around Wearing Shades All Day!

When You Meet Somebody For The First Time, You're Not Meeting Them. You're Meeting Their Representative.

Anyone Who Makes Up Their Mind About An Issue Before They Hear The Issue Is A Fool.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.

Only Dumb People Try To Impress Smart People. Smart People Just Do What They Do.