You Don't Have To Cook

It's A Shame To Be Caught Up In Something That Doesn't Absolutely Make You Tremble With Joy.

I Love Root Vegetables: Carrots, Parsnips, And Turnips.

If You're Afraid Of Butter, Use Cream.

With Enough Butter, Anything Is Good

Wine Is A Living Liquid Containing No Preservatives. Its Life Cycle Comprises Youth, Maturity, Old Age, And Death. When Not Treated With Reasonable Respect It Will Sicken And Die.