You Don't Get To Pick

My Grandfather Had Two Boys, My Uncle Had Three Boys, My Dad Had Me And My Two Brothers, Each Of My Brothers Have Had Two Boys. Then Something Happened With The Chromosomal Experiment And Suddenly I've Got Three Girls.

When I Look Back On My Childhood, I Think Of That Short Time In Beirut. I Know That Seeing The City Collapse Around Me Forced Me To Grasp Something Many People Miss: The Fragility Of Peace.

I Went Door-to-door Selling Cable Television Subscriptions When I Was In College. Not To Date Myself, But Cable Was Just Coming On. I Had Terrible Territories, And They Would Give Me $25, If I Got Somebody To Let Them Come And Just Put The Little Cord In Their House.

I'm Happy To Report That Everybody Whose Face I've Wanted To Punch On Earth Has Already Been Punched.

I've Always Thought Mexico City Was Incredibly Dynamic.