You Don't Get Old Being

There Are Certain Things I Can't Do, Certain Pitches I Can't Hit. You Stay Away From Them. You Try To Wait For Pitches You Can Hit. The Bat Speed Isn't What It Used To Be. You Make Up For It By Using Your Head, Working Counts, Getting Ahead In Counts And Getting Pitches To Hit And Hitting Them Hard.

You Know, The Other Day I Gave All Of My Old Angels Gear To Goodwill...and Goodwill Gave It Back.

My Dad Gave Me A Haircut... And It Wasn't A Very Good One. When I Went Out Of The House, My Friends Got On My Case And Said It Looked Like Someone Put A Chili Bowl Over My Head And Cut Around It.

I've Been On Teams That Lost A Hundred Games In A Season. I've Been On Teams That Had A Shot To Make The Playoffs And Fizzled Out At The End.

You Fool Around With Different Pitches Playing Catch, But It's Not The Same When You've Got To Face Some Guy With A Bat In His Hand.