You Don't Get Heaven Or

Are We Human Because We Gaze At The Stars Or Do We Gaze At The Stars Because We Are Human?

I Have Always Felt That Violence Was The Last Refuge Of The Incompetent, And Empty Threats The Last Sanctuary Of The Terminally Inept.

To Be Honest, I Think Love Is Complete Bullshit. I Don't Think Anyone Ever Loves Anyone. I Think The Best People Ever Get Is Horny; Horny And Scared, So When They Find Someone Who Makes Them Horny, And They Get Too Scared Of The World Outside, They Stay Together And They Call It Love.

Books Make Great Gifts Because They Have Whole Worlds Inside Of Them.

Joy And Sorrow Are Like Milk And Cookies. That's How Well They Go Together.