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Yes, I Saw Twilight - My Granddaughter Made Me Watch It, She Said It Was The Greatest Vampire Film Ever. After The 'film' Was Over I Wanted To Smack Her Across Her Head With My Shoe, But I Do Not Want A (tell-all) Book Called Grannie Dearest Written On Me When I Die. So Instead I Gave Her A Dvd Of Murnau's 1922 Masterpiece Nosferatu And Told Her, 'now That's A Vampire Film!' And That Goes For All Of You! Watch Nosferatu Instead!

Sophie, My Dog, Is The High In The Highlights Of My Life. Even Through Rain, Snow, Ice, And General Laziness, She Is The Reason I Smile When I Wake Up And A Comfort To Me Continually. I Could Never Have Imagined That A Now Five-pound, Six-ounce Dog Would Take Over My Life. But It Has Happened, And I Am Happy To Have Someone To Look After And Share My Moods With.

I Would Hate Now To Be Married. It Does Occur To Me On Occasion That, If I Fall And Hit My Head, There Will Be No One To Make The Phone Call. But Who Wants To Think About That Disaster, I'd Prefer Not To.

I Remember My Oldest Son, Steve, Saying To Me Once, 'i Don't Ever Remember Seeing You With An Apron On.' And I Thought, That's Right, Honey, You Did Not. That Was His Concept Of What A Mother Should Be.

Legends Are All To Do With The Past And Nothing To Do With The Present.