You Don't Even Live Once.

The Closer The Look One Takes At A Word, The Greater Distance From Which It Looks Back.

Intercourse With A Woman Is Sometimes A Satisfactory Substitute For Masturbation. But It Takes A Lot Of Imagination To Make It Work.

Psychoanalysis Is The Mental Illness It Purports To Cure

Stupidity Is An Elemental Force For Which No Earthquake Is A Match.

Cosmetics Is The Science Of A Woman's Cosmos.