You'd Be Amazed At What

After My Swims This Weekend I Think Coach Realized, You Know What, You Have To Have A Good One Getting Out Of This Meet. So I Put The Suit On And Had A Decent Swim.

You Know, Honestly, If A Girl Can Make Me Laugh, I'm Pretty Much Sold.

It's Spelled J-e-a-h. If You Say It Like How It's Spelled It's ‘jee-ah.’ But, That's Boring; No One Wants To Hear That. So You Have To Really Put That Emphatis [sic] On That ‘j.’ And Then The ‘a-h’ Kinda Just Flows.

Going Out To Look For A Date, I Don't Have To Do That. They Come To Me.

I Can't Eat Beans - All Beans. I Think Because I'm Half Cuban. So Growing Up, We Were Always Eating Black Beans And Rice, And I Think I Just Said, 'enough With It,' And I Can't Even Stand To Taste It Anymore.