You Can't Possibly Prepare For

I Am A Musician. My Passion For Music Has Obliterated Everything In Its Path For My Entire Life.

You Know, When I Did 'american Idol' The Three Times, I Tried To Tell These Kids You Have To Tell The Story Of The Lyric.

My Goal Was Always To Be Involved In Music That Would Outlive Me. And Maybe That's Actually Happening.

My Hair Was Slicked Down With A Part. But That Was Before I Discovered The Blow-dryer. Now I'm Fabulous.

I've Always Wanted To Marry Elton John.