You Can't Just Run Out

Children Ought To Watch Pornographic Movies: It's Healthier Than Learning About Sex From Hollywood.

I Wanted Out Of The Navy So Bad In '45, I Faked Homo To Get A Discharge. It Didn't Matter That The Germans Surrendered, I Knew We Were Heading To Japan And I Was Done With That Scene.

I Want To Perform An Unnatural Act.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.