You Can't Create A Monster,

Romance Is Dead - It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, And Sold Off Piece By Piece.

You Can't Create A Monster, Then Whine When It Stomps On A Few Buildings.

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.

Science Has Already Proven The Dangers Of Smoking, Alcohol, And Chinese Food, But I Can Still Ruin Soft Drinks For Everyone!.

Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else Didn't Work. Maybe I Just Wasn't Meant To Have Friends.