You Can't Applaud A Referee.

The Culmination Of Three Trophies Was The Pinnacle Of My Career And It Has Been Rewarded With A Knighthood.

Ronaldo Could Play For Millwall, Qpr, Doncaster Rovers Or Anyone And He'd Score A Hat-trick. I'm Not Sure Messi Could Do It. Ronaldo's Got Two Feet, He's Quick, He's Good In The Air And He's Brave, Though Messi's Brave Too Of Course. I Just Think Messi Is A Barcelona Player.

If He Was An Inch Taller He'd Be The Best Center Half In Britain. His Father Is 6 Ft 2 In - I'd Check The Milkman.

I Don't Like Losing But I've Mellowed. I Maybe Have A Short Fuse But It Goes Away Quicker Now.

If Chelsea Drop Points, The Cat's Out In The Open. And You Know What Cats Are Like - Sometimes They Don't Come Home.