You Cannot Help Small Men

The Trouble With Hooker Is That He's Got His Headquarters Where His Hindquarters Aught To Be.

All I Ask For The Negro Is That If You Do Not Like Him, Let Him Alone. If God Gave Him But Little, That Little Let Him Enjoy.

I Couldn't Be Two Faced. If I Had Two Faces, I Wouldn't Wear This One.

A Universal Feeling, Whether Well Or Ill Founded, Cannot Be Safely Disregarded.

I Am In Favor Of Animal Rights As Well As Human Rights. That Is The Way Of A Whole Human Being.