You Cannot Friend A Hawk,

There's Something In Us That Is Very Much Attracted To Madness. Everyone Who Looks Off The Edge Of A Tall Building Has Felt At Least A Faint, Morbid Urge To Jump. And Anyone Who Has Ever Put A Loaded Pistol Up To His Head... All Right, My Point Is This: Even The Most Well-adjusted Person Is Holding Onto His Or Her Sanity By A Greased Rope. I Really Believe That. The Rationality Circuits Are Shoddily Built Into The Human Animal.

I Have Two Amazing Things In My Life: I'm Pain-free And I'm Debt-free.

If You Intend To Write As Truthfully As You Can, Your Days As A Member Of Polite Society Are Numbered.

I Think Most Of Us Are Fascinated By The Macabre And By The Weird And Even The Nastiness That Comes Along.

Everyone Loves Something For Nothing...even If It Costs Everything.