You Cannot Be Both Fashionable

Growing Old Is Not A Gradual Decline, But A Series Of Drops, Full Of Sorrow, From One Ledge To Another Below It.

We Need Two Kinds Of Acquaintances, One To Complain To, While To The Others We Boast.

Eat With The Rich, But Go To The Play With The Poor, Who Are Capable Of Joy.

If It's To Be, It's Up To Me.

There Is More Felicity On The Far Side Of Baldness Than Young Men Can Possibly Imagine.