You Can't Teach An Old

Pain Only Hurts When You Are Looking For A Reason To Quit. You Don't Feel A Thing When You Know You Can Still Win.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

When You're On A Movie Set And You Are Hopefully Making A Comedy, Everyone's Stifling Their Laughter. You're Looking At The Crew Guys, Hoping Someone Is Making That Face Like, And Not Like, This Is Not Working Out, Man.

I Found Someones Passport On The Ground Tonight. Where Do You Sell These Things?

I Can Always Get Better. A Lot Of My Ex-girlfriends Don't Think I'm Funny.