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Shooting A Movie Can Be So Tedious. You're Trying To Get 20 Different Angles On The Same Swing. You Never Get Into A Rhythm. But I Took It Very Seriously.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.

If Someone Follows You, Go To A Different Room. If They Keep Following You, Get In Your Car. If They Follow You In Your Car, Drive To A Police Station. There Are Ways To Not Engage.

A Lot Of People Will Say, "oh, I Got Into Acting Because I Wanted To Explore My Craft." They're A Bunch Of Liars, Unless They're Sean Penn, Deniro Or My Dad. For The Rest Of Us It Was All About Chicks And Money.

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.