You Can't Have A Laugh

Film Is Cool Because It's An Hour And A Half To Two Hours. It's A Great Ride. It's Typically Three Acts - Beginning, Middle And End. It's Going On An Adventure And By The End It's All Cleaned Up.

When You Look At Pictures Of Me, The Longer My Hair Is, The Longer My Facial Hair Is, That's Just The Longer I Haven't Gotten A Job.

I Married Way Out Of My Pay Grade. I Have No Idea How That Happened.

I Was Confident And In Good Shape When I First Came To L.a. But Nobody Would Cast Me In Any Well Written Roles. People Assumed Based On My Looks I Was An Asshole And A One Trick Pony. They Never Let Me Improv Or Do Comedy. It Wasn't Until I Built A Shlubby Exterior, Which Stood In Stark Contrast To My Inner Confidence That People Gave Me Room To Play.

I Have A Lot Of Plants And Fish And A Pet Lizard And Venus Flytraps. I Have A Whole Ecosystem In My Room, Like A Running Waterfall And Different Lights And Sensors Set On Digital Timers.