You Can't Fight City Hall,

How Old Are You? 'i'm Four And A Half!' You're Never Thirty-six And A Half. You're Four And A Half, Going On Five! That's The Key.

I Call Him Governor Bush Because That's The Only Political Office He's Ever Held Legally In This Country. I Don't Care Where They Hang His Portrait, I Don't Care How Big His Library Is. To Me, He'll Always Be "governor Bush." I Don't Even Capitalize His Name When I Type It Anymore.

It's The American View That Everything Has To Keep Climbing: Productivity, Profits, Even Comedy.

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

Most People Work Just Hard Enough Not To Get Fired And Get Paid Just Enough Money Not To Quit.