You Can't Do Anything About

Everest In His Slippers. That's What He Was Like.

We Got Anxious At The End Of The Weekend In Our Urgency To Try To Score The Winning Goal. Ended Up Playing Far Too Many Long Balls Forward. That Style Of Play Doesn't Suit Manchester United. We Must Continue To Play Football And Enjoy The Game. If We Do That, Eventually Things Will Come Right For Us.

Scholes Was Probably The Best English Midfielder Since Bobby Charlton. He Was Such A Brilliant Long Passer That He Could Choose A Hair On The Head Of Any Team-mate Answering The Call Of Nature At Our Training Ground. Gary Neville Once Thought He Had Found Refuge In A Bush, But Scholesy Found Him From 40 Yeards. He Inflicted A Similar Long-range Missile Strike, Once, On Peter Schmeichel, And Was Chased Round The Training Ground For His Impertinence. Scholesy Would Have Made A First Class-sniper.

He Could Start A Row In An Empty House.

Lampard, For Me, Was A Marvellous Servant For Chelsea, But I Didn't Think Of Him As An Elite International Footballer. And I Am One Of The Few Who Felt Gerrard Was Not A Top, Top Player.